Budhapfet is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, slow turtle.

Budhapfet created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budhapfet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Budhapfet, he will not care.

Budhapfet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Budhapfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the south.

5. Respect your elders.