Popsinsit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring mink.

Popsinsit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Popsinsit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Popsinsit, it will turn you into a dog.

Popsinsit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Popsinsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with turquoise markings.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Never wear magenta tights on sacred days.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never allow nematodes to sleep beneath your roof.