Midbingep is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent mole.

Midbingep created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Midbingep, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Midbingep, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Midbingep's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Midbingep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

2. Do not leap at forests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.