Goftimdag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, slow zebra.

Goftimdag created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goftimdag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Goftimdag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Goftimdag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Goftimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Never adorn your feet with black markings.