Sabnurtpopyik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent centipede.

Sabnurtpopyik created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabnurtpopyik, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabnurtpopyik, it will turn you into a mole.

Sabnurtpopyik's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sabnurtpopyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Always act with humility when addressing children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Sabnurtpopyik loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not consume oranges at dawn.