Nullbom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy meerkat.

Nullbom created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nullbom, it will make you grow a tail.

Nullbom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nullbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not keep three monkeys in a large pit.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Always pray immersed in water.