Zenwigmis is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witless gnu.

Zenwigmis created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Zenwigmis, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zenwigmis, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zenwigmis' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Zenwigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.