Satgabpibkapgeb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited dragonfly.

Satgabpibkapgeb created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satgabpibkapgeb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Satgabpibkapgeb, it will turn you into a worm.

Satgabpibkapgeb's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Satgabpibkapgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Never leap near turtles.