Wigbotnell Arttarflag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair wren.

Wigbotnell Arttarflag created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Wigbotnell Arttarflag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wigbotnell Arttarflag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wigbotnell Arttarflag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wigbotnell Arttarflag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.