Megtabzim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic weasel.

Megtabzim created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtabzim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megtabzim, she will turn you into a duck.

Megtabzim's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Megtabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Megtabzim on top of all buildings.