Cadcumyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, caring unicorn.

Cadcumyarl created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadcumyarl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cadcumyarl, it will be very sad.

Cadcumyarl's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cadcumyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cadcumyarl first in all things.

2. Do not take Cadcumyarl's name in vain.

3. Never feed strawberries to ducks while wearing orange skirts.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.