Faggumvab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, quiet goblin.

Faggumvab created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faggumvab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Faggumvab, she will send minions to preach to you.

Faggumvab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Faggumvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.