Gidhugleg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic centaur.

Gidhugleg created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidhugleg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gidhugleg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gidhugleg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gidhugleg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. You must love Gidhugleg.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Gidhugleg loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always wear fawn.