Haddinquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome wyrm.

Haddinquill created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haddinquill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Haddinquill, he will throw large rocks at you.

Haddinquill's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Haddinquill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Haddinquill on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear purple tights.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near rats while wearing indigo corsets and balancing four carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Never skip in holy places.