Tipcantetti is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever ferret.

Tipcantetti created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tipcantetti, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipcantetti, he will turn you into a worm.

Tipcantetti's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tipcantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never wear indigo shorts.