Madpitwitsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, proud donkey.

Madpitwitsag created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Madpitwitsag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Madpitwitsag, he will not care.

Madpitwitsag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Madpitwitsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near mice.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Never cross rivers at dusk.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.