Sas is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured duck.

Sas created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sas, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sas' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.