Vinminab Somfetstandad Garspagcusslist is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish giraffe.

Vinminab Somfetstandad Garspagcusslist created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Vinminab Somfetstandad Garspagcusslist, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vinminab Somfetstandad Garspagcusslist, he will turn you into a rat.

Vinminab Somfetstandad Garspagcusslist's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vinminab Somfetstandad Garspagcusslist's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Vinminab Somfetstandad Garspagcusslist.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Retreat if nine whales approach from the west.