Artwaprowpod is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy tapir.

Artwaprowpod created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Artwaprowpod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Artwaprowpod, it will turn you into a rock.

Artwaprowpod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Artwaprowpod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never chant near birds.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Do not take Artwaprowpod's name in vain.