Tarjapjandob is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, blissful squirrel.

Tarjapjandob created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tarjapjandob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarjapjandob, it will turn you into a rock.

Tarjapjandob's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tarjapjandob's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarjapjandob.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tarjapjandob on top of all buildings.