Arnlap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage scorpion.

Arnlap created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnlap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arnlap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Arnlap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Arnlap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.