Cunjarnnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered tapir.

Cunjarnnutt created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Cunjarnnutt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cunjarnnutt, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cunjarnnutt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cunjarnnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Cunjarnnutt's name in vain.

3. Never write about stars.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing cyan coats and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.