Titwatnart is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, impressive frog.

Titwatnart created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Titwatnart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Titwatnart, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Titwatnart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Titwatnart's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mix strawberries with blood.