Flabjatbog Afgamdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered jackal.

Flabjatbog Afgamdum created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Flabjatbog Afgamdum, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flabjatbog Afgamdum, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Flabjatbog Afgamdum's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flabjatbog Afgamdum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.