Hab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental hyena.

Hab created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must pray to Hab four times a day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always stare at clouds.