Faddutfad Kem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless coyote.

Faddutfad Kem created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faddutfad Kem, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Faddutfad Kem, it will turn you into a worm.

Faddutfad Kem's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Faddutfad Kem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.