Getrigfemxem is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying dugong.

Getrigfemxem created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Getrigfemxem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Getrigfemxem, it will curse you with boils.

Getrigfemxem's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Getrigfemxem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five badgers approach from the north.

2. You must love Getrigfemxem.

3. Never hurt aardvarks.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never talk about whales.