Nursatdub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, merciful wombat.

Nursatdub created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nursatdub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nursatdub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nursatdub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nursatdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not prepare lentils while filled with joy.

5. Do not covet oxen.