Cebdondum Quimfencem Gunjontaf is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unselfish jellyfish.

Cebdondum Quimfencem Gunjontaf created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebdondum Quimfencem Gunjontaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cebdondum Quimfencem Gunjontaf, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cebdondum Quimfencem Gunjontaf's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cebdondum Quimfencem Gunjontaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during winter.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat bark.