Batranrul is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful troll.

Batranrul created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Batranrul, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Batranrul, it will make you grow a tail.

Batranrul's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Batranrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Batranrul on top of all buildings.