Gepkopwatvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent shrew.

Gepkopwatvol created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkopwatvol, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gepkopwatvol, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gepkopwatvol's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gepkopwatvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near whales.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.