Nabrapcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow bird.

Nabrapcuss created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Nabrapcuss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nabrapcuss, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Nabrapcuss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nabrapcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nabrapcuss.

4. Never feed parsnips to dolphins while wearing fawn skirts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.