Tunnibyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic clam.

Tunnibyam created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunnibyam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tunnibyam, she will turn you into a rock.

Tunnibyam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tunnibyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four shrews in a large pit.

2. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not travel during winter.