Suglimhom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable goblin.

Suglimhom created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Suglimhom, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Suglimhom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Suglimhom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Suglimhom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never allow snakes to sleep beneath your roof.