Pinspagzag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-powerful mink.

Pinspagzag created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinspagzag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pinspagzag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pinspagzag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pinspagzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.