Arfnilrill is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish slug.

Arfnilrill created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arfnilrill, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arfnilrill, it will turn you into a snail.

Arfnilrill's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Arfnilrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Never wear violet shorts on sacred days.

3. Never mix corn with water.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. You must love Arfnilrill.