Bafmipnar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest jackal.

Bafmipnar created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Bafmipnar, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafmipnar, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bafmipnar's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bafmipnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Never gather four badgers in one place.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.