Doddusscib Sagwigyik Bemrakmis is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humorless grasshopper.

Doddusscib Sagwigyik Bemrakmis created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doddusscib Sagwigyik Bemrakmis, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Doddusscib Sagwigyik Bemrakmis, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Doddusscib Sagwigyik Bemrakmis' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Doddusscib Sagwigyik Bemrakmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of eagles.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Doddusscib Sagwigyik Bemrakmis on top of important buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.