Pincanbest is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental crow.

Pincanbest created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pincanbest, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pincanbest, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pincanbest's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pincanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Never touch oil while unclean.

5. Never feed peanuts to dolphins while wearing black shorts.