Cidvogflig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful jaguar.

Cidvogflig created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidvogflig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidvogflig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cidvogflig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cidvogflig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.