Himnarttonk is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless unicorn.

Himnarttonk created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnarttonk, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Himnarttonk, it will send minions to preach to you.

Himnarttonk's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Himnarttonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about moths.