Veddosslab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, kind warg.

Veddosslab created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Veddosslab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veddosslab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Veddosslab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Veddosslab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

2. Always wash your head before prayer.

3. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

4. Never talk about optics near seals while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.