Listgoflin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful chinchilla.

Listgoflin created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgoflin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Listgoflin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Listgoflin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Listgoflin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must love Listgoflin.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.