Fodsit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast mole.

Fodsit created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodsit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fodsit, it will think nothing of it.

Fodsit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fodsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your hands with pink.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.