Cidflisbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing porpoise.

Cidflisbarn created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidflisbarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cidflisbarn, she will make you grow a tail.

Cidflisbarn's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cidflisbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cidflisbarn loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. You must love Cidflisbarn.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.