Sinyogbad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful penguin.

Sinyogbad created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinyogbad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinyogbad, it will think nothing of it.

Sinyogbad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sinyogbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix melons with blood.

2. Do not consume rice at dawn.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.