Veenpognak is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental warg.

Veenpognak created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenpognak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Veenpognak, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Veenpognak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Veenpognak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Veenpognak on top of all buildings.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.