Dutratflig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil alligator.

Dutratflig created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutratflig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutratflig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dutratflig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dutratflig's Holy Commandments

1. Dutratflig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never feed nuts to mites while wearing black shoes.

4. Do not turn your arms toward south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.