Butflowpan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective frog.

Butflowpan created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Butflowpan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Butflowpan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Butflowpan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Butflowpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never jump in the presence of swans.

3. Hide if six manatees approach from the south.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing white skirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your neck.