Stragbenfun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving lobster.

Stragbenfun created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbenfun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stragbenfun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stragbenfun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Stragbenfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mix lentils with oil.