Vinrakzak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart human.

Vinrakzak created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinrakzak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinrakzak, he will refuse to believe in you.

Vinrakzak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vinrakzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near monkeys.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.