Dinfly is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind chicken.

Dinfly created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfly, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dinfly, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dinfly's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dinfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing fawn trousers and balancing three titanium spheres on your arms.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

5. Do not prepare melons while filled with envy.