Garlarpflan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able slug.

Garlarpflan created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Garlarpflan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Garlarpflan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Garlarpflan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Garlarpflan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Garlarpflan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not take Garlarpflan's name in vain.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Never eat green fruit.