Raktitbam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, resourceful toad.

Raktitbam created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Raktitbam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Raktitbam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Raktitbam's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Raktitbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple shirts.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Raktitbam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.