Witrotvon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced frog.

Witrotvon created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Witrotvon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Witrotvon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Witrotvon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Witrotvon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never feed lemons to gulls while wearing jumpers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.