Armcityok is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witless fox.

Armcityok created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armcityok, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Armcityok, she will curse you with boils.

Armcityok's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Armcityok's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Armcityok.

3. Run away if seven foxes approach from the south.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into purple rooms.