Fabcitflow Wip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful tapir.

Fabcitflow Wip created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fabcitflow Wip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabcitflow Wip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fabcitflow Wip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fabcitflow Wip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. You must love Fabcitflow Wip.

4. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing ear rings.

5. Never hurt ants.