Ditguplun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair giraffe.

Ditguplun created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditguplun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditguplun, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Ditguplun's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ditguplun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

2. Do not gather at towers at midday.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help badgers.