Armripmon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent swallow.

Armripmon created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armripmon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Armripmon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Armripmon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Armripmon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Armripmon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Armripmon first in all things.

5. Never sit in holy places.