Karsatflan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless meerkat.

Karsatflan created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Karsatflan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Karsatflan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Karsatflan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Karsatflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Karsatflan on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Never paint your legs orange.