Pitcebsit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate walrus.

Pitcebsit created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Pitcebsit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pitcebsit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pitcebsit's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pitcebsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never remain kneeling during dawn.