Doddabhabtofnillbisscab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful horse.

Doddabhabtofnillbisscab created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doddabhabtofnillbisscab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Doddabhabtofnillbisscab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Doddabhabtofnillbisscab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Doddabhabtofnillbisscab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Never think about dark matter near turtles while wearing indigo stockings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your face.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.