Bighakteen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise lobster.

Bighakteen created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bighakteen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bighakteen, it will laugh at you.

Bighakteen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bighakteen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bighakteen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never remain kneeling during midday.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never pour water over plants.