Lenhastendossnibxemhubgub is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless squirrel.

Lenhastendossnibxemhubgub created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenhastendossnibxemhubgub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lenhastendossnibxemhubgub, it will turn you into a hamster.

Lenhastendossnibxemhubgub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lenhastendossnibxemhubgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not make images of living things.