Hubtaflop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous wombat.

Hubtaflop created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtaflop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hubtaflop, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hubtaflop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hubtaflop's Holy Commandments

1. Hubtaflop loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with snails.

3. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the west.

4. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

5. Run away if four nematodes approach from the north.