Tuncinfud is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sage pigeon.

Tuncinfud created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tuncinfud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tuncinfud, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tuncinfud's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tuncinfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tuncinfud loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.