Rawdibhen Cinominced Tonrilnell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured octopus.

Rawdibhen Cinominced Tonrilnell created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdibhen Cinominced Tonrilnell, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rawdibhen Cinominced Tonrilnell, she will strike you with lightening.

Rawdibhen Cinominced Tonrilnell's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rawdibhen Cinominced Tonrilnell's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your feet.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Never cross mountains at dawn.

5. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.