Teenbellyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, strong bee.

Teenbellyatt created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenbellyatt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Teenbellyatt, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Teenbellyatt's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Teenbellyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect six zinc sculptures of Teenbellyatt on top of important buildings.

5. You must love Teenbellyatt.