Sombetbun is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking hare.

Sombetbun created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Sombetbun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sombetbun, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sombetbun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sombetbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Never paint your face turquoise.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sombetbun on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about dark energy.