Sinhitwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witless wren.

Sinhitwat created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhitwat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinhitwat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sinhitwat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sinhitwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Sinhitwat on top of important buildings.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never talk about whales.