Quimnilnill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate gnu.

Quimnilnill created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimnilnill, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quimnilnill, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Quimnilnill's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Quimnilnill's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away from fawn whales, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Quimnilnill in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Quimnilnill's priests.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.