Cudsadbug is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, contented parrot.

Cudsadbug created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudsadbug, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cudsadbug, he will think nothing of it.

Cudsadbug's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Cudsadbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning comets.

2. Never paint your legs red.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.